Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

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Grampy Bush

One having a big bush, the bush is very big due to it being left for months on end without tending too. Therefore, giving one a grampy bush

"Good thing you told me about having a Grampy Bush or else i wouldnt be able to wheel so many broads"

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Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

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grampy grabber

A YOUNG WOMEN WHO LIKES OLDER GUYS THAT DON’T HAVE MONEY

Her last bf was well off, now she's dating someone twice her age, and half her money's worth, that girl is such a grampy grabber!

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Grampy's Work Out

Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.

Visit any Florida gym for work out tips. Especially Grampy's Work Out.

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Ur grampy trampy

The ultimate diss. This can be used to reply to things like your granny tranny

Ryan: Your mom gay lol
Bradley: no u
Ryan: Ur daddy lesbian
Bradley: Your granny tranny
Ryan: Your grampy trampy
Bradley:*looses all faith and kills himself in less than 1 second*

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grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.