Granky

Grade-Cranky.

When your teacher-mom hasn't graded her papers and is taking it out on you.

"Abby, your ass better be cleaning your room in ten seconds or else no sleepovers for the rest of the year."
"Jeez mom, granky much?"

Granky

ADJECTIVE
/ˈgɹæŋki/
comparative adjective: grankier (/ˈgɹæŋkiəɹ/); superlative adjective: grankiest (/ˈgɹæŋkiəst/)
1. A person or being who currently has or very recently had spiders crawl into or out of their mouth.

What is my most irrational fear? I’d say… being granky.