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Synonym for bootlicker.
Have you seen Alex? He's the biggest grasshopper in the class.
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A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.
*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*
Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.
*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*
Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.
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someone who is stoned (grass (another word for weed)) and drunk (hop) at the same time, which unleashed a special combination of the two.
billy went grasshopper at last nights party
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One who hops from yard to yard
James is a grasshopper
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A term for someone learning from a wiser master. Often used in mockery when something is 'common knowledge' that is easily forgotten.
This word is similar to padwan.
Man 1: "It took me 3 days to download the latest version of Priston Tale"
Man 2: "3 days? WTF, I downloaded it in 34 minutes"
Man 3: "Not everyone has broadband, grasshopper."
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When you've freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male grasshopper "playing his fiddle" for the rest of the day.
I finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surreptitiously grasshoppering at my desk today.
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Getting ur balls kicked in @ any sport...Especially Chess 11/27th 2010.
My buddy Bob grasshoppered me @ chess yesterday...
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