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when a person is going to perform oral sex you break there jaw as to unhinge it so they can fit your penis and balls in there mouth
Person 1) ay man i came up with a new sexual act with my girl last night
Person 2) Whats is it?
Person 1) I was watching a documentary about a great white sharks and it said before they eat they unhinge there jaw to fit more food, so with consent i broke my girls jaw so she could suck on my penis and balls at the same time. Its called the Great White.
Person 2) oh cool man i'm gonna have to try that some time.
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The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
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The Great White NOPE! — a term that applies primarily to people like former “Nice-President” Mike Pence and “white wading boot wearing” Ron DeSantis. Secondarily the term also applies to tapioca, tofu, and hospital produced rice pudding. What all of these have in common is that the leave a bad taste in your mouth and often cause gas!
Even the NRA booed Mike Pence; and, Republican surrogates are declaring Ron DeSantis unelectable outside of Florida because of the six week abortion law he just enacted.
DeSantis, when asked the location of the clitoris replied that it was located in the back of a woman’s throat proved himself to be a man of his generation who may have gotten his sex education from adult movies that were filmed in Florida.
FLORIDA PRIDE!!!!!!!!!
If “unelectable” or “un-electability” were a person, these two men would complete for the privilege of personifying these words.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis are in competition for the title: The Great White NOPE!
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When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.
I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!
Biggest bad-ass in the ocean. Will eat you if it thinks you're a seal.
That fish from Jaws was a motherfuckin great white shark.
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A skit on SCTV in response to a need of a canadian segment.
It portrays two brothers, Bob and Doug Macenzie, as super-steryotypical canadians. The skit usually entails sitting arround, eating back baccon, drinking beer, saying "eh", and passing the occasional insult ("Shove off you hoser"). The skit always begens with the call of the wild.
I watched Great White North the movie and immediatly tried the mouse in bottle trick.
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Great White Flight (Noun) - The mass exodus of white people from the City. This usually occurs from 5-6 PM Monday Through Friday.
Tyler: "Hey, Skylar, I hear there is safety in numbers. We should join the great white flight!"
Skylar: "Why yes, Tyler, do you suppose there is time to stop at the starbucks?"
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