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green card

marijuana, ganja, weed, tree

"i got that green card in my right pocket."
"robert is bringin his green card tonight."

by Ross drockisdead March 18, 2004

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Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

by Knowledge man July 2, 2020


Green Card Marriage

A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.

Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

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digital green card

1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.

2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads

Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!

by GibbyP June 15, 2007

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Green Card Janissaries

An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.

Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.

by Kopernikus August 2, 2010

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digital green card

1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.

2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads

Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!

by GibbyP June 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gringo green card

Medical marijuana card. pot is green and gringos don't need green cards

I went to my doctor to be able to buy medical marijuana, and got a gringo green card.

by MetalRobb April 22, 2020