"i got that green card in my right pocket."
"robert is bringin his green card tonight."
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When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.
Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage
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1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.
2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!
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An illegal immigrant to the USA is recruited into the military to go fight and die for an illegal war in the Middle East.
Bush never meant to enforce immigration laws since he needed more Green Card Janissaries for cannon fodder.
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1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.
2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!
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Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.
This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
America is betraying it's green card soldiers.