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Greensboro, MD is a tiny little town surrounded by fields and nothing.
You must drive over 20 miles to the nearest Walmart. And you will do so because there is nothing else to do.
(Unless you count teenage pregnancy and smoking weed).
There are now TWO stop lights!
The largest club around is the Future Farmers of America.
(And even that is 10 miles out of town).
Everyone knows all of your business.
(And if they don't, they will make something up).
"I'm from Greensboro, MD".
"Where?"
"Nowhere".
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When a jabroni named Clams pumps three times, prematures, and passes out.
You guys hear about Doug giving that Tinder chick the ol’ Greensboro Tickler?
When you go to Cookout in Wendover Ave and buy a milkshake. You take the milkshake down the road to Sheetz and proceed to jerk off into the milkshake, and stick your cock inside of it and mix it up. Then you get out of your car and yell “I’m a pretty pretty princess.” If you do this process right, it will summon the Greensboro Grubglubgobler. She is a 500lb homeless meth head that will emerge from behind the Sheetz. When she pulls down her leopard print yoga pants you immediately insert your entire head into her vagina up to your shoulders. She will then proceed to lick the cumshake off your dick while you slowly suffocate inside from the toxic fumes.
I’m going to meet The Greensboro Grubglubgobler tonight. Wanna come?
The Greensboro Dragon is a dragon (might actually be a drake has not yet been verified) outside of Greensboro it currently resides much closer to the Greensboro area. This dragon has actually ate roughly 12 cats although some strays may not be accounted for. This is an abnormality as dragons typically slumber during the colder weather but may have had its home caved in from a recent snowfall.
It appears to be 4 feet tall and 10 feet long with a wingspan of 12 feet. It's breed is unknown
The Greensboro Dragon ate my cat
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When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.
"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"
A town full of undercover, stitching, gay ass niggas with females who don't want to work for shit they want everything handed to them and mothers who don't want to get off of their asses depending on food stamps and child support
I went to Greensboro Ga because I felt like my life was shitty and disappointing.
Me: "thank you for coming out to the Greensboro ice house, the coolest place in town"
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