Gregor

To pull off a Gregor:
The act of leaving your house in the morning with toothbrush and fresh boxers in the backpack, assuming dat girl is gonna reach out for you to spend the night.
Alternatively, leaving shampoo in the shower, after a hit-it-and-quit-it date.

Hey Gregor, do you wanna hang out?
- I'm walking up the stairs.

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Gregor

A Man who is very smart Person, who is loved by many girls, but he's not that physical attractive because he's really small.

Gregor is a very nice person.

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Gregors

A peson who is/used to be your friend. You usually meet him in 1st grade and you become best friends. Everything was fine for years. There were fights that felt like that will be the end for the friendship. But after some time everything is back to normal. Likes to tell jokes about other people. Usually the jokes sound like insults, but you know that it wansn't meant to be an insult. Basically the best friend you could ever had.

You are the best Gregors. Noone could be better than you. Even if we had fights we were still friends. Aad that it has to end like this. Hopefully that this was meant as a sick hoke and that it will end. But untill now. Have fun and i will bever forget our friendship

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The gregorator

This is a disease where everyone you date ends up turning lesbian.

wow my girlfriend just turned lesbian. i think i have the gregorator

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Gregor Samsa

A character from novella "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a gigantic insect.

"I frequently see references to Gregor Samsa in books, movies, and T.V."

A Walking Gregor

A walking gregor, an interesting species. They be walking around with a huge head and tiny face. You can call people that have such features, a walking gregor. Also is a dipshit with a high voice.

Woahh dude look its a walking gregor!!

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Gregor Robertson

A greenwashing businessman turned politician, Gregor Robertson uses buzzwords like 'sustainability' and 'community' to gentrify Vancouver, the city of which he is currently the mayor, and build up his political bona fides for an inevitable run for the NDP leadership. Robertson is known for riding his bike to work, while pandering to real estate developer interests that evict low-income residents in favor of condominium developments.

"Hey man, what happened to that music venue/art space?"
"Oh, it got torn dow for a condo build by one of Gregor Robertson's political contributors."

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