(adj) To Be Grimlocked - the state of being inaccessible for other activities in the three hours before a new toy release, as this time is consumed with continuous text messages, Discord chats, reading of toy news sites, and refreshing of online store pages.
"I'm Grimlocked tonight - the new retro 90s fluorescent-colored Transformers are set to drop at 9pm."
(by R&E '23)
A sexual position where the female hangs her head over the edge of the bed face up. The male then recives a {blow job} from her while giving her the {shocker}. Usually done in an aggresive manor.
"I hit all three holes in the old ladie last night junior...that's right son..I gave your mom the Grimlock."
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Transformer that Iโd like to cum inside me
Grimlock is sexy
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1) Leader of the Dinobots.
2) Expletive used for when seeing something gross, or 'grim'.
Person 1: "Ouch, that bum over there just shot up in the vein between his fingers"
Person 2) "Ergh, grimlock"
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One of the better Transformers. Now retired and residing in the SADCHUBhome for the elderly.
"Shit I left a poo stain on my wife once."
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This is the occurance of dreadlocks in the womans pubic region. They are often very thick, long and have a strong odor of foul-smelling vaginal discharge and wet dog. More often than not, there is slight hint of patchouli, in a failed attept to cover up the heinous stench.
I took this bitch out for some drinks, right. One thing led to another. I got my hand down her panties, and got stick. My rings got caught on her grimlocks. I was like, yo!
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Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.
"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"
"The hell are you talking about?"
"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."
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