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1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.
2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.
1. Hahahaha, he has a groot
2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels
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Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.
I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.
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A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.
I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.
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to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle
"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"
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having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina
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The lady went into the salon to get her Groots done.
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