Ground Beefing

(v): the act of raping an open flesh wound

"Yeah, so last night I cut open her stomach and I had fun ground beefing her."

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ground beef

when a mans slong is so big it touches the ground

Zach's ground beef scares me beyond all reason

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ground beef boy

a middle school boy who eats so much ground beef to get his “gains” and pull some bitches

“did you see the new kid?” “Yeah he’s a ground beef boy”

Ground Beef Bandit

A man from Minnesota that kidnapped two women and held them in a basement for over two weeks. Whenever the women would deficate, the Ground Beef Bandit would use their feces as ground beef and make spaghetti sauce. The bandit would then feed the spaghetti to the women.

I haven’t seen Jane in two weeks. I hope she wasn’t taken by the ground beef bandit!

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Ground beef nipples

When the center of a lady's nip extends to such lengths that it not only shocks the naked eye, it resembles freshly ground beef seeping through the holes of a grinder

That slut has some off-brown ground beef nipples...

angel ground beef

Let's say for instance you're in a store, you go to the meat section and ask for 'Angel Ground Beef' this could mean this person may just be in trouble, such as an abusive partner, just like an 'Angel Shot' it's a call for assistance.

~ Angel Ground Beef in a scenario~
Customer: Hi, can i please get some angel ground beef?
Store Clerk: *whispers* Who?
Customer: The guy in the white shirt with the skull on it...
Store Clerk: Let me get my manager, to check if we have in stock
Customer: Ok
Partner: Whats taking so long!?
Customer: They went to see if they had it
Manager: Hi, ma'am can i please accompany you to where it is.
Customer: Sure.

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."