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Doing anal sex with someone while giving them a swirlie.
Dude did you hear he groundhoged her?
Yeah dude i guess her hair was wet all night.
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When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".
I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.
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Watching the movie Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray on repeat on Groundhog Day, thus maximizing the number of times the main character, Phil, lives the same day over and over, and creating one's own Groundhog Day experience. Festivities also include shoving a whole slice of cake into one's mouth and saying the word "doozie" much like the character Ned Ryerson.
While groundhogging yesterday my friends and I watched the movie more than five times and ate more than two cakes. Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.
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An out of shape person who joins a gym or exercise class in early January as a New Year's resolution to lose weight. They give a half-hearted effort for a few weeks and by February 2nd ( Groundhog Day ) they haven't realized any loss of weight or size and become disenchanted and give up.
" It really sucks to go to the gym in January because of all the GROUNDHOGS in there using all the equipment and standing around talking crap. That's okay, because when February 2nd rolls around they still see their fat shadow and they get scared and run away from the gym and leave the rest of us in peace. "
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Groundhogging, (southern slang) the need to really really have to go the restroom.
While shopping at the mall and not finding the restroom you realize that your at the point where your groundhogging.
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When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.
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During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.
I was about to start fucking this girl I met at a bar, when I pulled down her pants and noticed she had open sores covering her pussy. It was so disgusting my penis went groundhogging.
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