Growler

A device that was once desinged to check for shorts in alternator windings. It's an outdated piece of machinery that serves little purpose these days and is just fun to say.

Jansen: "What the hell is that piece of shit over there?"

Si: "That's our shop's growler that we don't use anymore. It's just a fun conversation piece."

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Growler

A bowel-bending, ultra-urgent, toilet-destroying shit.

Oof. Growler. Oh my gaaawwwwd!

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Growler

An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.

When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.

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Growler

When you fire bomb the toilet with a massive heat missile that smells like burnt tires..

I ate a large stuffed crust pizza last night and I can't even feel my legs after the growler I just took..

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Growler

Slang term for shit. Made popular by the TV show Workaholics.

After eating Taco bell, I had to take an epic growler.

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Growler

A ferocious, mean, mass of fecal matter moving through your body. The kind you can hear "growl" as it works it's way through your body.

Honey I'd love to go out, but I have a massive growler stirring. There will be no way to apologize for this feisty bastard. I better stay home.

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Growler

An old Dublin slang for a taxi. Coined due to the horrific condition of the exhaust in pretty much every taxi

"he whistled for a growler"

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