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The only ppl sad enough to actually sneak over the border to be part of Mexico
Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.
Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.
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i've been there a bunch of times. dont u mean that 8 quetzal is like one dollar...
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A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.
"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
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A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.
Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.
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A place that is good, but their people are mean as hell.
Yo my step-dad is from Guatemala
Then you must've a cool step-dad since he's from Guatemala!
Dude, no. He 10x scarier than any ordinary step-dad. He's from a purge-like race.
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A term referring to the essence or aura of a Guatemalan born person or someone of Guatemalan descent.
First used in the film "THE BIRDCAGE" starring Robin Williams.
"You're afraid of my Guatemalaness, my natural heat"
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Adjective - Of or relating to a person's spicy, hot, and fiery personality.
Dealing with or handling a person with Guatemalaness can prove challenging and downright messy; however, the reward is proportionate to how much they piss you off.
1. That flight attendant could not handle the Guatemalaness of the blond in first class and therefore kicked her ass off the plane after pouring the dirty martini on her head.
2. In the end I couldn't handle her Guatemalaness, but damn it was a good while it lasted.
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