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An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
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The insertion of ones penis into a females rectum without her knowledge or permission. When she begins to buck and attempts to throw the rider he removes a pillow case from a pillow and proceeds to use it as a bridle and ride her like a guatemalan racehorse.
I pulled a Guatemalan Racehorse on her last night so she is still not too happy with me.
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The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"
Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
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A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.
Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"
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Guatemalan girls, are better then most girls form Central America. They are super pretty, and even though they are short they always know how to have a fun! Everyone needs a gaute girl in their life! They are super close to their familia and have over controlling brothers & fathers!. They love to cook, and dance. Parties, and love to drink the unique taste of the Guatemalan beer Gallo! You'll always see a guatemalan girl smiling. Their the life of the fiesta!
P.S NEVER CALL A GUATEMALAN GIRL MEXICAN*
Yo, whos ur new amiga?
She be a guatemala chica.
Shes a guatemalan girl?
Hell yeaa! You gotta love them Guatemalan girls
Hay siiii, you gotta love a guatemalan girl!
Ya tu sabes!
be careful with her brother you know..
I hear you, dem lokos be controlling!
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A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.
"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."
"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."
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The process of defiling a co-workers workspace while they are absent, usually by rubbing genitalia on office furniture or releasing fluids into their work environment.
When Shannon came back to work, she found that someone had done a Guatemalan Conover on her office and spent the next week disinfecting it.
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