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A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.
Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
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A school located near the central outback of Western Australia. Commonly known as 'the farm', Guildford Grammar has a high reputation as being an outdoor paddock with stray horses roaming around playing fields. The school is hard to distinguish and has been thought of as a haystack many a time.
P1: Look at that horse"
P2: Thats one of the GGS teachers!!!"
P1: I believe we're lost. wait, the sign says Guildford Grammar School"
P2: Looks like an abandoned haystack to me..."
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Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there.
See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School.
Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!
What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!
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A public high school in Surrey, British Columbia. Has various programs and clubs. Most known for the Growing Together program, which is to help teen mothers throughout their education. GP, which stands for "Guilford Park" is also known to stand for "Get Pregnant." GP is also mostly filled with Asian students.
Boy from different school: " Hey did you see that gr 9 from Guildford Park Secondary?"
Girl from different school: " Yeah, she looks pregnant! No wonder she's from GP."
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Guildford Grammar School, run
no, stop, run its guildford grammar school
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The most gangsta dudes coming from Surrey, Usually will be seen wearing either a Roots tracksuit, Kappa, Ralph Lauren, Canada goose, any puffer and any thing with sweatpants with af1, Most of them are weed dealers or a sell fentanyl and cocaine and they always have a weapon on with them whether it be a Baton, powerful Mace, Machete or a Pistol. Guildford niggas ain’t to be fucked with they all are thugs and love to cause trouble and start beef and have no problem slumping any one. Point is don’t fuck around they are crazy!
John: Yo look at that dude he gave me a stare I didn’t like
Lance: Yo dude chill out he a guildford nigga he will fuck us up
John: Theirs 2 of us and one of him
Lance: everyone knows they carry weapons and won’t hesitate their psycho
professional english hockey team who are based off the calgary flames in the NHL, they have a really good chance of winning the championship this year and they play home games at the all famous guildford spectrum
who do you reckon is winning it this year
belfast giants?
no dont be a daft prick
guildford flames of course