Doing 'Guise

To wear a costume.

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.

Guising

To mute the sound of the current visual medium you are watching and play music over it, thus disguising the video.

"I was guising with The Price is Right and Red Hot Chili Peppers yesterday after work."

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hai guise

Oh hai guise! Or: Hai guise! is basically a Internet-slang/channey way of saying Hi guys! It's used a lot in Internet memes. (I don't know the exact origins so this definition basically needs modification.)

Oh hai guise! (Picture of a cat)

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Gay Guise

Pronouc. Gay Guys

The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.

The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.

Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.

Douche1: "Hey girls, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, lol!"
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."

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your guises

Verbal costumes you put over the word "your" when addressing a group to make up for the English language's absence of a plural form of the word.

Juan: I no like your guises language

John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.

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karen guise

She is one of the coolest people I have ever met. Awesome and funny, chilled and cool. Honestly, she is amazing!

Whos awesome? Karen Guise is!!!

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haider guise

"Hey There Guys"

Cool way of spelling it.

kid: haider guise

other kid: you are a cool speller!

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