Gulag

banishment from Barter Town, whereby the victem is tied backwards upon a horse with a large paper mache mask covering his head, and ridden into the desert to die.

1. dude, going to school is lame. I would rather get Gulagged.

2. Dave was being a jerk, so we Gulagged him out of the party.

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Gulag

Where boys become Men

I just got my first kill in the Gulag

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Gulag

A Marxist mixture that will surely get you Hammered and Sickled. Drink Comrades! Drink!

Consists of:

- 3 shots vodka
- 1 bottle of Leninade

Dmitri: I got fucked up on a Gulag last night.
Maksim: In Soviet Russia, Gulag fucks you.

Dmitri: I think thats the same thing...
Maksim: заткнись! (shut up!)

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gulag

1. A Russian penal institute. Stands for "G"lavnoe "u"pravlenie ispravitel'no-trudovykh "lag"erei (chief administration of corrective labor camps.)

2. Any mental institute in the USA. People get sent to those hellholes for expressing themselves, reporting abuse (or any wrongs done to them), writing poetry, speaking out against government policies, when their parents dislike them, and for various other HARMLESS "violations" of the so-called "social contract." Essentially, these people are punished for things they MIGHT do, based on someone's "artificial fear".

Inside the gulags of America, the "artificial fear" cycle is perpetuated. People who are less threatening than a person in a wheelchair, are treated worse than violent felons.

They are usually strapped down and jacked up with dangerous psychotropic drugs 24 hours a day, and they are given less rights than the most dangerous correctional institute inmates -- they are prevented from communicating with the outside world in ANY way, they are denied the right to an attorney or physician, and they are denied medical treatments for their injuries, cancer, and acute illnesses...... all in the name of $cientology.

Patients even get MURDERED by the staff... and these staffers never see a day in jail, because all the murders are covered up.

"Stop protesting and carrying signs outside government buildings, you fool, or the secret police will haul you off to the gulag!"

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Gulag

The Youtube Trending tab

"hey, did you see what's #1 spot on the gulag, its so funny"
"you find Lele Pons funny. please commit neck rope"

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Gulag

Never reveal the secret, boys. This magical place mustn’t be known to women, don’t be a simp.

My girl kept asking me what the Gulag was but I didn’t tell her, for I kept my word to the boys.

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Gulag

Where boys go to die, where men come out victorious.

"Ight boys I made it out of the Gulag where do I land?"

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