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An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
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A euphimism used in the description of cunnilingus used when trying not to gross out your associates when telling them illicit stories.
Dude, I love giving girls gummy bears!
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A sexual act in which gummy bears are used. there are several variations
the gummy bear's cave: the one partner takes many gummy bears and places inside the vagina and the goal is to eat her out until u have successfully removed and eaten all of the gummy bears
gummy bear pump: a blow job in which the partner blowing has a mouth full of gummy bears (WARNING: this is a choking hazard)
gummy buffet: when gummy bears are placed all over one partners stomach and the other(s) each them off without using their hands
tim: omg this chick gave me a gummy bear pump last night and i had to do the hiemlick!
jim: thats almost as bad as when we did a gummy bear 's cave and see had her period!
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When someone with no teeth gives you a blow job.
Old Mrs. Jenkins up the street gives a mean gummi bear, and I'm not talking about candy.
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A wonderful person you won't ever forget they saw the light in you when you couldn't see it for yourself..a beacon they will be your dream they are perfectly amazing ..it's true
Gummy bear I'll always love you
Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.
Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!
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Words to describe a turbulent flight (which was bouncing here & there & everywhere)
I spilled my drink all over me when the flight got all goddamn gummy bears.
Holy shit that flight was gummy bears. I thought we were gonna die!
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