When you are kind of still a girl but failing and miserable. Referring to yourself as a βgurdβ or βgurdieβ is a fun way to make fun of the gender binary and acknowledge that youβre a little silly and different.
friend: omg girl u look so cute!
you: I am not a girl π‘ call me gurd π€π½
Gurd is a slang word for when something sucks.
Example last minute your family cant afford to go to paris so your friend says thats gurd
Ladies, we all know that feeling...the feeling when you are on your period and
you feel the blood come out of your vagina. this feeling will most likely occur
when you sneeze or sit down while using a pad. I am sorry to inform u but
there is no way in hell you can avoid this disturbing and disgusting feeling.
Jackie: I just gurded, I'm going to need to change my pad.
em: OOF!!! worst. feeling. EVER!!
The Australian way to discretely talk about drugs.
Friend 1: "Keen as for this party tonight, reckon we should get some gurds?"
Friend 2: "Oath we'll get gurds, let me call old mate right now."
When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".
"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"