Guthrie

A Guthrie is an amazing friend to have! Guthries tend to have dark red hair and deep green eyes. They have a lot of friends, are very smart, and they are kinda sporty. Her favorite colors tend to be green, blue, or pink. If your name is Guthrie you are very lucky!

Girl 1: Ugh I got a 75 that test was so hard!
Girl 2: I got a 70.
Guthrie: I got a 100 and I showed and justified my work so I got 10 points extra credit.

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Guthrie

An obese old hag.

guy 1: Yo dude, Guthrie 2 o'clock, check it out...

guy 2: eurgh! Hideous! She should do something about that.

guy 1: yeah man, if I looked like that I wouldn't leave the house!

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guthrie

a fucking pott smokeing whore who knoweone likes can go fuck her self

hey guthrie i will give you weed if you give me a A+

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Guthrie Govan

An extremely talented guitarist hailing from Chelmsford, England. A unique combination of perilous technique, an excellent sense of melody, and a incredibly strong grasp of any and all musical styles makes Govan one of the most talented today.

"Man did you see Guthrie Govan play at the Bassment last night? He absolutely tore it up".

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Guthrie's Ass

1) See Badonkadonk

Have you seen Guthrie's Ass? It's Huge!

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Guthrie Moment

1. The act of being stupid. Including actions, and thought.
2. Having something profoundly dumb happen to you.

Example 1: Girl: "I always thought that General Custer from from the board game Clue."
Guy: "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You just had a Guthrie Moment."
Example 2: Oh shit! I just had a Guthrie Moment when I dropped my vodka on the fire and it went on my pants!

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Guthrie Gusher

Receiving a rimmer whileist urinating

When one of the proud fathers brought pizza for the pre-schoolers to share, the school marm gave him a Guthrie Gusher for his chivalrous efforts.