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Facial hair containing a soul patch that continues down to a goatee and accompanied by a mustache.
"Man I wish I could grow a Guzman ."
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(Guzie). A unit of measurement used to determine someone's gangsterness on the Swag-O-Meter. Named after the notorious, rich, suburban street thug and butt pirate.
Damn homie, you should have seen Kevin today. He had the matching overly-colorful hat and sneakers, he was walking like he just got a going away present in prison. Shit, he was like 13.42 Guzmans.
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When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.
“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”
Alex Guzman is know for social media famous,he also has a kind a sweet heart ,if you date him he is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for ,so if you have a Alex Guzman don’t ever lose him.
Omggggg I love Alex Guzman so muchhhhh!!
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He is the hottest guy you will ever know. He will also be the best boyfriend to you so make sure you don’t loss him
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Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person
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when you cant stop get it get it, in a porta potty with a married woman without a condom at the asparagas festival
last summer danny gave that bitch the dirty guzman, he finished up with an angry dragon
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