H&M

The brand where swag came from. Known for it's latest trends and awesome clothes.

Dude 1: Wtf! Is that a dick on your t-shirt man?
Dude 2: Yea it is. Isn't it fresh? I bought this t-shirt from H&M yesterday. Latest trend.
Dude 1: Oh god...

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H&M

Horrible and Manky

Referring to the high street clothing store.

"I bought these skinnies from H&M"

"Yeah I can tell, please fuck the hell off away from me"

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H&M

Wearing H&M jeans does not make you gay. It has a male section and so it is not gay.

Hey where you get those jeans?
Oh h&m.

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H@M

Stands for holler @ me. Similar to hmu, used when you want people to talk to you

"Dude, H@M sometime this weekend and we can hang" he said

H/M

Hair and makeup

I was going to go outside, but then i'd have to do my h/m, which takes forever

h&m

Hennes und Mauritz. A Swedish brand now operating in countries worldwide. There are at least a dozen in NYC itself. Trendy clothes at very reasonable prices. Especially good are the women's clothes (it used to sell only those; Hennes means 'women' in Swedish). Overall, great store if you want fashion at a bargain.

There's an H&M on every corner in NYC, but I don't mind; the clothes are cute.

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h&m

Swedish international clothing store with the highest concentration of homosexuals in your town. They sell a lot of things with stripes on them.

Want to work at H&M?

-like fashion?
-over 18?
-flamboyantly gay?

Apply here

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