HMB

Abbreviation for "high maintenance bitch."

I dated this girl for 6 weeks and out of nowhere she asked me to buy her a $700 gold necklace. I dumped the HMB right there and then.

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Holding my belly

Aw man, that's so funny! Hmb

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Person that had really good definitons, such as shotgun or Washington Times

wow, HMB has really good definitions like shotgun.. where the hell did they go?

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Had good defintions, then he/she disappeared.

Their definition for shotgun was good

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Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

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frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

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An acronym for Hug My Balls. Never used as an actual invitation or a literal action; however offered as a insult.

Man that guy in sales, yeah that guy, that dude thought he could get away with throwin' me under the bus...really, he can just HMB.

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