How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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How do you like them Apple

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".

Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"

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how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"

Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

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So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.