HPD

Herniated Penis Disorder

Is when one's member has had a rupture in the structure of the penis cartilage, and is inflated with their blood essentially making a "Bloody Balloon"

Tom: Hey I can't make it to your kids party, I got HPD.
Kallan: STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS YOU CUMPOSER

HPD

The Houston Pootang Destroyers

An elite group of gamers, racists, nerds, grease monkeys and car aficionados.

Has since been separated… but not disbanded…

Them “HPD” boys sure know how to have a good time wherever they go