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When you rub your knob on a cactus and get an old age pensioner to take a colossal shit on your chest while a baboon fists your ass
Hey chad, I went and did a dirty haaris today!
Haaris a di real general. Haaris gives no fucks about what anyone thinks and will do anything and everything no matter what people have to say. He also portrays a real sweet side to those friends and family members he truly cares for but get on the wrong side you’re genuinely gonna die. Haaris is a real BMW man and has no time for AMG and RS wankers. We love haaris !
Haaris is the best friend you could ever have. He will always be there for you and makes everything fun. He has a sensitive side that he's not afraid to show but this just makes you love him more. He is never afraid to speak his mind, but you will know that he's always telling the truth. Haaris' are extremely talented and very smart. He might make fun of you every once in a while, but this is just Haaris showing that he cares. It might take you a while to properly befriend a Haaris but once you find a Haaris NEVER LET HIM GO. Nobody could ever replace a Haaris. Haaris brings the fun into your life.
Wow you're so clever! You must be a Haaris.
Haary is the type of guy every person should have in their life. They are loyal and can be relied upon. They're also very passionate. They can have a rough side but they'll always be there for you at all your lowest and highest. They have a good sense of humor and can lighten you up when you're having a bad day. The worst part about them is they often don't take showers. If you have a person like this in your life consider yourself lucky to have them. <333
No one can be as hot and sexy as Haary