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masterbating furiously
jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style
an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.
bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering
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A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.
"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"
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A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.
"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm
"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy
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A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.
Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.
a woman in a high state of sexual excitement
Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"