hail damage

Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.

"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'

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hail damage

a species of stretchmarks which follow childbirth, due to expansion and contraction of Mommy's tummy

After having her baby, she got her original figure back, but avoided showing her midriff, due to hail damage that could be seen from across the room.

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Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.