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A classic rub and tug performed while the recipient is wearing pants, typically Jeans. Named after the large number of populace named Jean that derive from Haiti.
“For $5 I could give you a quick Haitian behind the bar.”
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To suffer a painful loss or otherwise regrettable experience, and finding that wiping out the memory is the only real way to cope.
-Related to the character on NBCs drama about superheroes, know only as "The Haitian". Erases memories.
Timmy: Did your mom really die last week?
Girl: What??
Dad: Shh, she's been haitianing Timmy.
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A person who holds American nationality but has Haitian ethnicity
I’m considered to be a Haitian American since I was born in the United States but both my parents are natives from Haiti - Ex 1
I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore I’m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2
I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3
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A popular outfit worn throughout the Caribbean. It includes slacks, Havana shirt, and A gaudy gold necklace. Naturally the use of a straw hat is optional.
I can't believe he left the house in a Haitian Tuxedo
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When a Haitian adult male has worn out his 13 year old wife so he passes it down to his 10 year old son.
Ironce said this ones pussy is calised and her roast beef is see through, here son your Haitian handmedown.
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A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.
That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.
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To become so shit-housed that you forget virtually, if not everything, which happened the night before. Taken from the T.V. show "Heroes" in which "The Haitian" wipes people's memories clean.
Dude 1: "Wow! I was fucked up last night! How the hell did my pants get on the roof?"
Dude 2: "You went Haitian, huh?"
Dude 1: "Totally".
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