Halal

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

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halal

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"
"Halal that."

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Halal

Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.
Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.

1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."

2. "Halal! That's amazing."

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halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

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Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit

If it is not kosher then it must be halal.

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halal

something that is tasty

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal

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halal

Death (because "halal" means just that in Hungarian)

Recently some members of the now-defunct heavy metal band Tragic Johnson have formed a new band named Halal. Why Halal? Because Halal means "death" in Hungarian.

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