1. a penis that isnt quite erect yet
2. a penis so small that when erect, looks like half chub
Natalie... im srry to tell u this, but donny was standing behind you trying to hide his half chub!
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The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
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Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.
Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!
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Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
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When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news
when your drinking at booty's house and you get drunk off 2 weierbacher and your friends are making fun of you but you swear to them that you had more then 2 beers, you also get a half chub when a small skinny ass girl rubs against you.
what are you talking about?if you play edward 40 hands youll be lit for a week you 2 beer half chub queer.
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When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.
Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.