halley

a sexy love machine, or wild female sex beast

she was a halley in bed last night.

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halleys comet

Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so

Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"

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Halley's cumet

When two guys face each other, at least 1.5' apart, and cum simultaneously. If their cum meets in mid air the resulting explosion is known as halley's cumet.

They say you should wear a raincoat and safety glasses when you witness Halley's cumet. After witnessing Miller and Cameron's I would have to agree.

Halley's Comet

Often referred to as a girl's butthole. Usually one that is large in size, similar to that of a comet.

I just saw Halley's Comet!

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HALLEY LABS

This is Emma Essex's youtube account.

Bro! where can i find more music like rotteens?

person: On HALLEY LABS!

Halley’s Comet

An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.

Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

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