the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.
James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight.
Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50.
James: Fuck you youre an asshole.
Me: I love you too.
Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies.
Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG
I LOVE HALO 3
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If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.
person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?
person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."
person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!
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The last game of the HALO trilogy, presented by Bungie studios. It is the penultimate experience in FPS on the next-Gen console. Common side effects are:
1) walking around school/work/home and exclaiming Killing Spree, Killionaire, Killamanjaro, Overkill, and Killtacular at the slightest sense of achievement..getting an A on a test/completing a merger/making a sandwich.
2) It is also often played on LIVE by illiterate 4 year olds who constantly rape the shit out of older, more illiterate 16 or 23 year olds in the game lobby, over an argument over who's gayer. these 4 year olds should be avoided, as when they win they will constantly call you a no0b..even though you headshotted them with a pistol from the other side of Valhalla.
OMG I can't wait for Halo 3...IT'S PURE AW3SOMENESS!!!! I AM MASTERCHIEF!!!
*finish spreading mustard on sandwhich* OVERKILL!!
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A very fun and addicting game with an extreme amount of lag and little kids with annoying voices.
Halo 3 is one of the best games ever!
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Should be the best shooter of all time, ever
supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony
Joe: Im getting a PS3
Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day
Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo
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An awesome game with a guy in heavy armor and an alien named Arby
Man, I love playing Halo 3.
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One of the most beautiful, intricate, and addicting shooters of its time. Developed by Bungie Studios and released on September 25, 2007, Halo 3 is one of the most bought and played games on the Xbox 360 to date.
Halo 3 often falls under much criticism by people who suck at it, claiming that the gameplay consists of emptying a clip of assault rifle ammo and then a beatdown. These accusations are made because Halo is a shooter that contains a surprising amount of depth.
Unfortunately today, many people who play first-person shooting games are too impatient to properly learn the various aspects of the game and therefore are easily frustrated by those who take the time to understand the rules of the game. These sorts of people usually turn to a more casual shooter such as Call of Duty 4 and fill internet forums with inflammatory posts of how much they hate Bungie.
Dumbass: "OMG I hate Halo 3. All you do is just empty a clip and then melee."
Intelligent Person: "Dude you're just angry because you don't understand how the game works."
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