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refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress
"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."
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a groupie.
The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.
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an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.
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a cooked slab of pig on a bun.
"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."
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Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
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A Shaven Vagina looks like a Ham sandwich
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Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.
Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
hobo
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