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A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.
For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.
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Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.
I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.
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Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
One side of the bed frame collapsed, causing us to completely slam ham into the wall.
Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.
After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.
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Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
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Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.
The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.
The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.
Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?
Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.