Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

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Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

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Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

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ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

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soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

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mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

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