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when u r lonely and ugly so u have to use a washing machine to screw yourself and to get an orgasm.
last night i was all alone with no date so i pulled a frio-hamel.
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The best lead singing/guitarist of my favorite band! He grew up in York, Maine. Now has his own band, called "Skyler" and it is Skyler. He currently is going to Burklee collage of music in Boston, Massachusetts. He is super sweet, has a great smile, awesome hair, and fabulous concerts! He gives the best hugs! He could do better then with the girlfriend he has currently though! Skyler Clark-Hamel is amazing, we all in York hope he's going to make it big! We all think he will!
Me: Oh my guess what!
Friend: What?
Me: I'm going to a Skyler concert to night!
Friend: With Skyler Clark-Hamel?! No way! I want to come!
Me: I guess....but I get to hug him first! <3
Friend: ...fine..
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A guy with a a horsecock. Everyone wants to fuck him but his love only goes to julia koperdraat.
Sanne: I love noah hameleers zo much.
Hans: don't even try to fuck him he loves julia
Hans: he has a extremely large noah hameleers
Noah hameleers is a guy with a extremely large penis also known as a horse cock.
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
Big shlong having dude, funny, calm, a lady's man, very talented, gentleman and full of passion, he's such a king. If you ever dated a Hamel, you know you want him back.
My friend's ex,Hamel was such a guy, I wish I was his ex.
the meat of the camel that comes from the stomach area
person 1: What kind of meat do you want on your burrito?
person 2: Do you have hamel?
person 1: Of course we have hamel!
Consuming so much alcohol and/or marijuana at one time, as to become unable to speak full sentences, use common hand gestures, or even stand.
Person 1: Look at that guy in the corner over there!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!