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Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass
Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.
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Person that has a tendency to get themselves and others in to then out of dificult situations.
Guy #1: Don't worry so much they always manage to get out of this sort of thing.
Guy #2: Yeah, he is a Han Solo.
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Name for a dead corpse after his son has just brutally stabbed him in the chest with a light saber and murdered him on the spot.
Person #1 (crying) "Did you hear about Tom? "
Person #2 "Yeah... That guy was one real Han Solo"
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The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.
"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"
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A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.
I have to say, I had an absolute world class han solo last night.
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the best guy in the star wars trilogy who gets together with a useless bitch; master of witty lines
"you like me cause im a scoudrel"
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To smoke a blunt or joint to yourself. Han Solo is a character from the hit movie trilogy Star Wars. I like to think that when i take a blunt to the head a nigga will be right up in space on his level!
Man 1: Yo cuz, what you bout to do with that weed.
Man 2: Shit man you already know, i'm bout to Han Solo this bitch, and you or anybody else aint gettin' nothin!
*Blows smoke in face*
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