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When a girl wraps her legs around your head and you eat her out without touching her.
Male 1: Yo man have you ever gave a Hands free taco before?
Male 2: Yeah man the girl was like 80 pounds and it was easy.
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A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.
Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!
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The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.
Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.
Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
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A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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Awaking while having an orgasm to find your hands no where near your genitals.
Mike: It's the middle of the night, Carrie, what's going on?
Carrie: Wow! I guess my hands free orgasm woke us both up.
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When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.
Dude why is there piss on your shirt
I decided to free hand it
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