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Hani

A gyro wrap filled with delicious goodness in the form of sliced, breaded chicken breast, lettuce, Swiss and American cheese, mayo and tomato.

Hanis are best accompanied with chili cheese fries and copious amounts of cigarette smoke. In fact, most hani extremists will only eat a hani with these two crucial side dishes. Also, the hani is best enjoyed if eaten in the early hours of morning, after bar close, served by a waitress of Mediterranean - mainly meaning Greek, Albanian or Yugoslavian - descent.

The dish is indicative of Greek Detroit, and can only be enjoyed at one of the area's many National Coney Islands.

Put bluntly, a hani is the only meal a person should order upon entering a National's; to do otherwise would be a mistake and will often bring a look of disgust from other patrons and ridicule from those in your party.

The Lieutenant once drove three hours round trip just to eat a hani.

by Mangelo July 11, 2008

78๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hani

A name for (usually) a guy. A Hani is usually average height with curly/roughish hair. He is kinda pale with striking eyes - no matter the color. Most Hani's are born in the first half of the year. This guy is a player - he's all about the women. Although he has a deep personality and is pretty smart, he chooses women that are a) easy (he's not about the chase) and b) way dumber than him because he is afraid of people leaving his life. Essentially, he dates hoes. He loves to argue (which can be fun) but gets out of hand very easily. Hani's are cunning - he will get to know you and your weknesses and use them against you. He hates to admit he has any flaws, but he's insecure deep deep down. Hani's repress their feelings a lot. He doesn't always make the best decisions. Loved by everyone, but feels alone. Not afraid to get physical with someone right off the bat.

Hani is pretty cute... but he's a dick sometimes.

I'd love to get to know him - Hani seems like a really smart guy.

by maya gehlfuss April 8, 2019


Hani

A silent but deadly type of snake

Watch out for the Hanis. They're silent but deadly

by YourGyal August 23, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hani

When someone is to overreact severely, causing them to leave suddenly, then come back and give a huge speech about what his mother says is right and wrong.

Man 1: Wow, he just rage quitted.
Man 2: He's doing a Hani
Man 1: Oh no, if I hear one more speech about his mother, I am going to kill myself.
Man 2: I know, right!!

by #dontfightthesystem November 7, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hani

A woman that needs to be yelled at, bossed about and manhandled! She's a fatty and a liar

Hey Hani, why are you lying again fatty?

by The Bossy Boss September 14, 2013

21๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hani

Hani it a man and a girl that gives head.

Hani gives good head

by By bobmesee December 1, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hani

Being unbelievably fat filled, gay, wanting objects inside you, and having the inability to recreate such acts in public places such as theater or drama class.

1: You see that Hani over there?
2: Why I sure do, boy that kid is fat and loves dongs in his mouth!

by fatfap January 28, 2010

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