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Hank

Guy named hank

Hey look its Hank

by Tigerunicorn February 16, 2016

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Hanks

Term used by hospital personnel to name medical leaches applied to patients post surgery for congealed blood removal.

We’re going to need some more Hanks over here, she’s still bleeding.

by Zach fan July 18, 2020

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hanking

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

by DJUnion March 20, 2019

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hank

Slang for heroin back in the 60's and 70's. Mostly used to be able to talk about the drug in public or on the phone. "Hey, if I come over is hank going to be there?"

I am going downtown and looking for Hank.

by NorcalLuv December 15, 2012

200πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Hank

Back in the Golden Ages, Hank was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Hank was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as compliments, definition of strength, etc, etc. If you can use it, it can be done. Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever.

1. Dude, you're so hankin.
2. See that guy who punched the little Mexican? He's hankin. <--- That would be a strength term.
3. I just hanked my mom in the face. <---I honestly have no clue, but it works anywhere.

by SuRReaL August 3, 2004

599πŸ‘ 317πŸ‘Ž


hank

always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.

"dude hank is the coolest kid EVER"!
"damn i wish i was like hank".

by browder July 3, 2011

488πŸ‘ 266πŸ‘Ž


Hank

Hank is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from earth only through a telescope. Appropriately 1/5 the size of the Earth's moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is in fact just something out there orbiting in the distance.

Good morning Hank, its tuesday

by GiraffeLove January 26, 2013

105πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž