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Pronounced 'Hann-us'
1. Hannes (Verb) - To rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with Scandinavian tradition.
2. Hannes (Noun) - A man who can Hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. Such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
Person A: "He arrived at my house and managed to Hannes for the whole weekend!"
Person B: "Impressive... so we're out of scotch?"
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A man with freaky looking nipples and looks like he's a gangster that belongs in the ghetto.
Yo check that Hannes's tattoos and that freaky nipples yo! He got me scared!
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A tall skinny guy, usually has a large nose. Can often be seen with white stains on his jeans. He originates from Denmark or Skane, south Sweden. He usually has long curly hair and a red tint to his face. He’s a shy guy but once you get to know him he’s the loudest in the room. He’s a really good singer who also likes to play the piano, even tough he’s not very good at it. He’s also a big nerd.
He’s often seen with a very rich dad who is originally is a pig farmer, that got very rich. A Hannes is overall a nice guy who can be annoying on occasion.
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-Look at that guy he’s got white stain all over his pants.
-Yeah, that’s a total Hannes.
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The sexiest and cutest man alive he will steal your girl in a single swoop he once had sex with all the laker girls at the same time he is greater than god himself when he put his headband on a universe was created he also slaughtered an army with the whip of his headband.
Please accept this definition said Hanns the god
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Hannes is handsome and loyal he is also often strong and is a real fighter but he is also very nice and friendly and loves a good party
Hannes is handsome and loyal he is also often strong and is a real fighter but he is also very nice and friendly and loves a good party
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A gamer and a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger. He is the sweetest person you could ever have the honour of knowing and is very caring, loving, and kind to the people around him. Hannes is also extremely handsome and cute, so make sure to tell him that when you see him.
0rbita: Hannes is so cool, I really like hanging out with him. I would pay 1 morbillion bucks just to see him.
Pistachio: True. He is really sweet and good looking too. I sure am grateful to have a best friend like Hannes.
0rbita: Oh no! Hannes is going goblin mode! XD
Pistachio: Wow. He fell off.
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