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When a brother and sister get it on!
Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
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A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
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when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.
We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!
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when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass
rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove
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when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole
brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law
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To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).
From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...
A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"
"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."
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Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
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