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A sexy, smart and talented person with a huge D
"Yeah they're a real Hanzo main"
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1. Someone whose preferred character in Overwatch is Hanzo (Literal)
2. Someone who plays Hanzo almost exclusively, even when the situation doesn’t can for his use. (Derogatory Literal)
3. Anyone in a team based multiplayer game who exhibits one or more of the following qualities:
A: Refusal to play anything other than a specific preferred character, even if they are genuinely terrible at that character. (2 kills, 3 assists, and 14 deaths in a 20 minute game.)
B: Total unwillingness to play the objective, instead focusing on showing off and getting kills.
C: Abuses poorly designed and improperly balances tools in their kits to get underserved kills.
D: Being a weeb.
E: Shifts blame to innocent bystanders whenever a terrible plan of theirs fails. (Why weren’t you healing me?!)
F: Incredulous to any claims that they are in the wrong.
G: General dickishness.
H: Inflated sense of self importance.
I: Impressively bad aim.
J: Incel.
K: Pulls the “I’m having fun” card whenever they are called out.
L: Simultaneously whines whenever anybody isn’t living up to their unmeetable standards.
Hanzo main: This team is fucking garbage.
1st Reasonable individual: How did you die 23 times in 20 minutes you fucking idiot?
2nd Reasonable individual, checking player profile: How are you this bad at a character you have over 700 hours on?
HM: Oh my god, shut up dude, I’m just having fun, I’m not bothering you.
1st: Yes you are you dipshit. You were feeding the other team the entire game.
3rd reasonable individual who is on the other team: Yeah, dude, you were high-key throwing. I genuinely thought you were a bot for the first few minutes.
HM: All of you are fucking garbage. Enjoy your report. I’m out of here.
3rd: What a fucking tool.
2nd: Damned Hanzo mains.
The type of people that are complete idiots by thinking that they're cool when they pick a character that they have absolutely no talent with whatsoever. However, once in a while, there are people that are actually good at this same character and provide for the team.
When you get on a comp game and someone says they're a good hanzo/genji main in chat, but they're either horrible or actually good.
"Drew's a hanzo main." "What a BAD GAMER." "I know right?"
"Vishal's a korean weeb." "Is he a genji main?" "Yup."
"Chris is a hanzo main." "He's actually pretty good at him though." "Really?"
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