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1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.
Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
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The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.
Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.
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The act of taking your cum or sexual juices and slapping the person with it while exclaiming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Drew gave me the best Happy Birthday last night. It was really wet!
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Having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is giving birth. This could or could not result in possible intercourse with the new born. It must take place after the woman's water has broken and should be celebrated as the first birthday present the baby receives.
"Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?"
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."
"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."
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When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.
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I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.
small, innocent child: happy birthday to you..
corporate: hey! bad child!
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When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
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