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Derived from the mullet-descriptor 'business in the front, party in the back', the stage where a man's hair is too long in the back to be considered acceptable or uniform with the rest of the hair, and too short to be considered a mullet.

Person 1: " Dude, what's going on with your hair? Two more weeks without a trim and you'll be a full on Joe Dirt."

Person 2: "Yeah, I know; I need to get rid of this happy-hour ASAP! And, its pronounced 'Dirte.'"

by heinekensandjagabambsallnight October 8, 2009

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


happy hour

Between the hours of 0800 and 0900 on ship, the ship's XO forces everyone to clean, sand and paint the ship's pways despite the fact that the ship is 20-30 years old and broken down; this time of ridiculousness is what is called happy hour. Most military members rock out to tunes of their choosing during happy hour because alcoholic beverages and prescription drugs are not available, and it is hard to endure cleaning the same shit every fucking day. Some ship XOs go so far as to host, "happy hour competitions," to rouse military members to compete against one another, despite the fact that when you do the same thing everyday it is technically not a competition, you fucktard.

Dude, did you see that chick cleaning at today at happy hour? I'd totally bang her in a fan room, dude...

by #YouCan'tForceUsToGiveAFuck April 6, 2011

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Happy Hour

The Time When You Masturbate.

9am To 10am Is My Happy Hour

by Rasengan! May 9, 2009

40πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Happy Hour

When you get two girls in Sousa Domincan Republic instead of one. Threesome

In Dominican Republic they call threesomes Happy Hour.

by garythegreat1967 May 20, 2010

22πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


happy hour

when you imbibe great quantities of depressants

Since booze is considered a depressant, the term happy hour is an oxymoron

by FranktheTank360 December 5, 2006

32πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


happy hour

Unrelated to the 'cheap drinks' definition, Happy Hour is a card game that can be highly amusing under the right conditions. It is usually played with a single deck, though multiple decks can be used. Any number of players can participate, and generally the more the better. The game begins with the deck being evenly divided among the players. The object of the game is to get all the cards.

That's it. No other rules.

One way to play 'Happy Hour'
4 players
1 deck of 52 cards
13 cards each
GO!!

by John Maitland Welch May 18, 2007

31πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Happy Hour

The time during, and after sex/sexual happenings when one is in an extremely good mood.

Person A: well you seem to be in a good mood
Person B: *just had sex*i know... It’s happy hour;)

by sir-fucks-a-lot February 20, 2019

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž