Hard Dick And Bubblegum

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

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Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.

While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.

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good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

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I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

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dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

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Dick Hard

a description of a thing or an act that would be deemed noteworthy or cool

that shit is dick hard!

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Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.