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harold

equivalent to the infinity sign in math. All encompassing. Doesn't give a damn and cares too much. Both tall and short, depending on who is standing next to him, the ultimate mate and mates ultimately, no end to his personality and no beginning either(pause), the ultimate competitor, yet competes with no one. Loves to drink lemonade but doesn't like the taste of lemons. He drinks green kool-aid with fish......

He is my idol. His name must be Harold.

by Websters2010 February 5, 2010

436๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harold

A guy who is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. He's smart intelligent and handsome. He's very blessed in the pants area and knows how to use it. When he loves , he loves hard. Get you a Harold.

Harold is an awesome boyfriend/Husband

by Tashanette December 21, 2016

33๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harolds

Very strong pain killers in pill form. Can also be used with reference to any high dosage or max strength medicine.
Otherwise known as harold shipmans or horsepills.

Mrs; "No, love I've got a head ache!"
Mr; "Well take some harolds then!"

"Take two harolds and call me in the morning!"

by Eric Wood February 22, 2004

91๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


harolded

a derogatory term that is used as an insult to the worst degree. Used most often for intelligence. Originated in KY high school.

Damn! Lamy is more harolded than Harold himself.

by v April 1, 2003

29๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


harold

A serious occassion, or situation were something dramatic happened or is happening.

It was a harold one last night at the bar.
A friend told me he got robbed last night, so I responded harold.

by Jeweler, MC December 6, 2007

294๐Ÿ‘ 194๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harold

one who makes inappropriate snowglobes

"Is there an all male, asian orgy going on in that snowglobe. Whoever made that must be a total Harold."

by billwalton4ever December 23, 2008

296๐Ÿ‘ 265๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harold

Harold. Where to start. Harold's are known to be the epitome of of masculinity. Girls are known to swoon over their insanely good looks topped by their unbeatable wit and rumoured big members. Almost always white, the paleness of their skin resinates to that of snow. Known to be the purest from of white supremacy. If you are a beautiful white girl searching for you almost too perfect match a Harold is juts for you. WARNING. In some very very every very very rare cases, some have found Asian Harolds!!! If this is the case run. The member size earlier praised is the opposite i this case. Asian Harolds often hit puberty very late or never!!! Some girls have found though despite their lack of manhood, they are still the most kind, thoughtful and funniest guys to meet. They seem to carry plenty of followers and fans that admire their confidence and vibe. If found be sure to keep. They are easily loved and will easily love you, more so if you are a decent height, purple haired goth bitty with the name of T. Love you Harold.

Rachel : OMGG look at that cutie.
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth

T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?

by whoisyourdaddymayIasksir? January 20, 2020