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The greatest fucking place on earth where you get drunk as fuck, and stoned as fuck, and party with Self Infliction and The Underground Gods
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phyco freak who thinks he has friends
he thinks the piano chair is hes frined.. but i still love him!
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The act of having sex with Opray Winfrey and her best friend Gayle at the same time.
OMG! Did you see Dr. Oz and Gayle on the Oprah show yesterday? I totally want to do a Mount Harpo!
unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow
"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"
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When you buy random objects from waitress, like a set of pies, and then never collect on them, or never really anticipate you will get them.
I can't believe Brooks bought 6 "harpos pies" from that waitress; he is never going to get them...
Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.
Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".
Harpo is Oprah Winfrey's production company (for obvious reasons)
Harpo and Langley are production companies. Roseanne, Oprah, Cops.