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(1) A crass, lewd sexual interaction that borderlines rape. (2) Any sexual act that that leaves the receipent feeling like a victim.
(1) "If you keep up that back talk, I'm going to hartford you so hard you won't walk for a week."
(2) "Bobby hartforded all over her face until she cried"
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America may run on Dunkin, but this town runs on Mountain Dew and Copenhagen. If you aren’t banging your cousin, there’s a good chance you’re banging a cow instead. There’s more people than teeth, and more cows than people. Hartford also has a tavern and a stewarts so you never have to buy groceries again. If you have all of your teeth or are an African American I’d stay as far away from this town as possible.
What’s the difference between a girl from Hartford and a cow?
Cows don’t wear flannels
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The capital city of Connecticut. Noted for its museums, downtown, and formerly for the NHL. Contains the highest Latino population North of Miami. Also seen as the link between NYC and Boston concerning illegal activities.Hartford's North End and the South End's Frog Hollow area known for violence. Frog Hollow's Park Street also seems to maintain a steady flow of heroin and crack, for sale on most every corner. This has been known to draw customers form sounding suburbs.
-"Dude, I just got beat for $70 on Park Street in Hartford.
-What did you do dude.
-Hit up the ATM on Washington Street.
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An individual so mind fucked that they ask a girl to marry him after meeting her on facebook
Dude, I'm meeting this girl today that I met online
Alright man, make sure you don't pull a fucking Hartford
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An individual that meets a girl with a steady boyfriend, she breaks up with boyfriend, dates the hartford, the hartford asks said girl to marry him after 2 days of knowing, friends of the hartford find out girl is cheating on him, tell the hartford, the hartford disowns all of his friends for the slam pig cum dumpster slut
Yo, your girls cheating on you
No way man she really loves me, were gonna get married
Quit being such a fucking hartford, you met her 2 days ago online
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An eclectic town within Greater Hartford lined with million dollar mansions in the Mountain Road area and more marginal housing in the Elmwood area.
Good public and private schooling, many kids graduate and become lawyers and doctors while many others opt for more non-traditional artistic careers.
West Hartford center has excellent dining and nightlife options, though people who prefer dive bars or seedy night clubs may find themselves disappointed.
I'VE LIVED IN GREENWICH, and I can honestly say that West Hartford is a better place to live. First of all, most people who live in Greenwich, or anywhere in Fairfield county, pay upwards of 500K for a house that looks like an old shanty w/ a tiny yard. That doesn't stop those people from feeling like they are amongst the upper crust of society...inherited money can have that affect on some people, I suppose. Also, unlike Greenwich, there is a lot of diversity in West Hartford, it's not just white kids w/ large adam's apples, lobster embroidered shorts, and a displaced sense of entitlement.
Overall, it's a town similar to most places, there are good and bad people, it just comes down to what you make of it. People who find themselves on the receiving end of social rejections will define the townspeople negatively, so take it with a grain of salt.
WEST HARTFORD RESIDENT: Why were you bragging about living in Fairfield County when your house looks like a dumpster with windows?
FAIRFIELD COUNTY RESIDENT: I don't know, brosky, my family inherited money so we feel classy.
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City located just east of Hartford, Ct, on the other side of the Connecituct river. The city is currently undergoing white flight, as an influx of Hartford migrants come in. East Hartford had one of the highest increases of blacks/puertoricans between 1990 and 2000 in the state of CT, and it had the HIGHEST increase in poverty. East Hartford Highschool is the most diverse highschool in the state. Crime as a whole is still relatively low (compared to Hartford), but crime is gradually increasing. Notable seady areas include: Most of Burnside Avenue/Tolland Street, Park Avenue/Columbus Circle, Hockanum, Maybery Village, Silver Lane, and Brewer Street.
East Hartford is on its way down.
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